How I wasted my time and money

Earlier today I went to go pick up a book from borders called "Idiot America". After about an hour of searching (conveniently missing that one shelf every time) I purchased the book and went home. After settling in I picked up the book I started to read and that's when I found out I made a mistake in buying the book, because it sucked. It was a chore to get past the first chapter. I have no idea how it managed to become a bestseller. Tomorrow I plan on going back to the store and return the book. I just hope they allow returns.

This experience has taught me a lesson; be absolutely sure about the book you're going to buy, or else you could end up making a similar mistake that I made.